Hello!
My birthday is this Wednesday, November 30! I know it's ghetto to beg for money, but hear me out! I've been humping this iPhone 3G since Summer 2008. I was patiently saving and waiting for the new one this fall, but then encountered a $2K car repair bill. Boo hoo! All I want for my birthday is world peace and a new iPhone.
If I DO NOT get the full amount by the end of my birthday on Wednesday, I will refund everyone's money. If I DO get the full amount, I promise to buy an iPhone 4S (16 GB in white) and will be able to wow you with status updates, creepy photos, blog posts, and book recommendations faster and more efficiently and with great cheer!
In addition, if you contribute a certain amount, you get a special incentive:
Any amount: a personalized Gina-esque thank you tweet and/or Facebook status
$1 an original digital photo of @JohnnySlouch (http://www.facebook.com/johnnyslouch) that aligns with your interests
$1 an original digital photo of @JohnnySlouch (http://www.facebook.com/johnnyslouch) that aligns with your interests
$2 a personalized Book Match (see http://tinyurl.com/bookmatchgame)
$4 a haiku just for you!
$5 the opportunity to curate Quotes of the Week for one week
$10+ everything listed above!
So what do you say? Will you help a sister out? If you don't want to or can't afford it, at least contribute to world peace, mkay?
Any complaints, questions, or jokes should be forwarded to: ginarrbecker@gmail.com or @dollgina.
Any complaints, questions, or jokes should be forwarded to: ginarrbecker@gmail.com or @dollgina.
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